Mr. Personality

You're a fake.
Stop touching me because I don't like the way you smell.

Crack a smile. Tell a joke.
Take me out to dinner.
Or I can cook for you...
Would you like to be my friend?

Mr. Personality you romance is so bland.
Why don't you tell me something nice? Think of something thoughtful.. Your words are so predictable.
Are you sure you're good at this?

Hey you, I wonder how much you think of me. I wonder if you'd try for me even though you're lazy.

Suave, are you giggling?
I think you're scared. And scared is not attractive.
C'mon! Say something. Make me laugh.

Mr. Personality you have no personality.